:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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