I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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