I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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