it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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