have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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