My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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