i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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