My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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