she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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