does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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