Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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