Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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