I didn't shave. On purpose
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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