that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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