wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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