Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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