Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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