Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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