i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She even gives head with a lisp.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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