He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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