I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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