Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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