I must be too annoying 4 u.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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