He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Text me some of your sweat
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize