At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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