I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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