I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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