So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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