no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
And then the night went full on bisexual.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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