its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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