I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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