Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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