you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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