When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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