After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Randomize
