Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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