I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
do nipples grow back?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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