I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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