Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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