is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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