can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
