White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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