Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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