Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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