he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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