Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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