I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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