i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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