I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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