I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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