it wasn't lemon gatorade
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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