so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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