quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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