My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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