So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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